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Funny office shirts that say the quiet part

Shirts for the meeting that should have been an email, the reply-all, the 'quick sync' and the coworker who is 'just circling back'. Every design is plain type, readable from across the open-plan office, and safe to explain to HR.

16 designs · tees, hoodies, stickers, mugs and more · printed to order

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Are these good gifts for coworkers?

Yes. They're office jokes most people have lived through, with no swearing, so they work for Secret Santa, a work anniversary or a leaving card.

What can I get them printed on?

Every design comes on t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, mugs, phone cases, notebooks and more. Tap a design to see every product.

All designs are original type-only artwork by Iota Pulse. No stock art, no borrowed characters, no brand logos. Every letter has a thin outline so it reads on any shirt colour.

Funny office shirts that say the quiet part

RETURN TO OFFICE IS A SALARY CUT WITH EXTRA STEPS

GRIND CULTURE IS JUST BURNOUT WITH BETTER BRANDING

I'M NOT ARGUING. I'M EXPLAINING WHY I'M RIGHT.

I READ THE TERMS & CONDITIONS. ASK ME ANYTHING.

MY HOT TAKE IS THAT YOUR HOT TAKE IS LUKEWARM

HOT TAKE: THE 40-HOUR WEEK WAS A GUESS

STOP CALLING IT A CAREER. IT'S A SUBSCRIPTION TO ADULTHOOD.

I PEAKED IN THE GROUP CHAT

I BLOCKED FOCUS TIME. MY TEAM TREATS IT AS A DARE.

THE MEETING ENDED EARLY. NOBODY KNEW IF JOY WAS ALLOWED.

“LET’S CIRCLE BACK.” THAT WAS IN MARCH. WE’RE A LINE NOW.

COFFEE ISN’T A HABIT. IT’S LOAD-BEARING.

THE SUNDAY SCARIES ARE JUST MONDAY’S TRAILER

“MAYBE” IS JUST NO WITH BETTER MANNERS

MY SCREEN TIME REPORT IS THE ONLY THING THAT CHECKS ON ME

MEETS EXPECTATIONS. NOT ONE INCH MORE.

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